Perhaps one of the stupidest games I've ever played. As you can see Barbie is a very busy little girl. So much to do....sigh. I really didn't play too much of this game, I swear! You believe me right? Sure looks like Barbie could pack a nice knee to the nuts huh? Well I honestly didn't play this game hardly at all, since the ROM I had sucked. Granted this is a game for girls and queer boys, but man they just aren't teaching the game player the things that really need to be done! Who needs an unemployed slut lying around the house that spends all of her money on hair products and unmentionables. Wait a minute....I could make some sacrifices for that....

If you read what Barbie was saying closely, you'll realize how dirty she really is. This is a good thing, especially when you get to the secret level. Damn I didn't take any screens of it, but it sure as hell was hot. I'm talkin' hotter than bubble bath babes! Whew I'll never look at Barbie the same again. In fact, I think I'll go buy a few of her dolls now...mmmmmmmmmm...

I give this game one star for the hot slut.